Thursday, February 11, 2010

Girling Out

The first time I listened to this song, I mean really listened, I balled my eyes out. This song has been played on quite a few occasions in my life. When I've gotten giddy about a relationship, when I've gotten to that place where I've let go of myself and fallen in love, and when I'm nothing but hopeful that a love, or some love, will return. Never have I felt so in tune with the emotions associated with every element of a song as I have with this one. The music, the lyrics, the tone, the personal sentiment it extracts. I've proclaimed to many friends that this is the song I will dance to at my wedding, as I usher in a future colored with unremitting love. Get ready to girl out, or guy out. Happy early Valentine's Day to all you lovers and fellow hopeless romantics!

(Sorry this isn't the most visually stimulating video in the world, but I almost prefer that it's just the musicians. Understatement is the name of the game.)

Also, for those of you who get into lyrics, here they are. They're beautiful.

Why would I stop loving you
a hundred years from now?
It's only time.
It's only time.

What could stop this beating heart
once it's made a vow?
It's only time.
It's only time.

If rain won't change your mind,
let it fall.
The rain won't change my heart
at all.

Lock this chain
around my hand,
throw away the key.
It's only time.
It's only time.

Years falling
like grains of sand
mean nothing to me.
It's only time.
It's only time.

If snow won't change your mind
let it fall.
The snow won't change my heart,
not at all.

(I'll walk your lands)
I'll walk your lands
(And swim your sea)
And swim your sea

Marry me.
Marry me.

(Then in your hands)
Then in your hands
(I will be free)
I will be free

Marry me.
Marry me.

Why would I stop loving you
a hundred years from now?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Celebrity Dopplegangers

We are just starting to come down from Doppleganger Week. As more and more individuals started changing their facebook profile pictures to represent their "dopplegangers," I realized how complimentary people were to themselves. I posted a picture of Miss Geist, the scattered and ratty English teacher from the movie "Clueless", as my doppleganger. I guess I've always been a bit of a realist. After posting this picture, I realized that there were probably a few better choices I could've made concerning who should represent me as my doppleganger. So, I went to one of those websites where you upload a picture of yourself and they tell you who you look like. Apparently, since I wear glasses, I only look like chubby men. Therefore, I was forced to come up with my look-a-likes without the aid of technology. Here are some pictures of celebrities that I feel I have some resemblance to.


(From Left: Wednesday Addams, the twin flowergirls in Michael Corleone's wedding from "The Godfather", Enid from "Ghost World")


(From Left: Miss Geist from "Clueless", Sarah Palin)


(From Left: Andrea Rosen, Tina Fey, Janeane Garofolo)


(From Left: Colleen Corby, Zooey Deschanel, Esther Ofarim)

Monday, February 8, 2010

What is Maggie?

To all of my fellow Maggie's that helped to contribute to such positive urban dictionary definitions, thank you. It's wonderful to know that we Maggie's are perceived by others as pretty great gals. Of course, there is always that sexual innuendo outlier that comes with any urban dictionary definition, but for the most part, I have to say I am content with the entries for "Maggie." We come across as really fun people that have great hair. For those minority of Maggie's that have given us all a bad name, shame on you. You should know better. Also, that "Avatar"-loving Maggie. Come oooonnnn.


1) A girl who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. (CAUTION: if you are lucky enough to have her fall for you, she has a soft heart that is easily hurt. Be good to her.) She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. She can be beautiful inside and out. Her spirit draws you to her like a magnet. Once you know her, everyday is new. You can never be sure that you know everything about her.

2) An amazing person. She can always make you smile and laugh, and is unpredictable. Boy-crazy, fun, one of the best friends you'll ever have. Has beautiful hair.

3) n. Nickname for Margaret.

4) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

5) ohhhhh my goodness maggie the best at being her self and the nicest girl with the greatest personality and it could be a world record how beautiful she is but shes a tough one to get trust me i know from experience but ill keep trying the thing is i can never tell if shes interested or not she has a really good poker face.

6) A young woman who after seeing Avatar in 3D became conflicted between her alliances with Earth or Pandora. While thinking of ways to travel to space to join "her" native people, she has become infatuated with creating a new graphic sex scene for the movie Avatar. Unfortunately for men, Maggie is an extremely attractive girl, but refuses to give it up in hopes that her pony tail will grow alien DNA so she can pro-create on Pandora. Maggie currently lives in her uncles basement with her two cats while she finalizes plans for the space-craft she has named "Big Tony."

7) to squeeze, or firmly grab another person's buttox region casually, all while pretending it wasn't you.

8) A total spaz that likes to have fun. Often likes to talk about vaginas.

9) Short / Ghetto for a Magnum (the pistol).

10) maggie meaning the most amazing thing or person in the world. It can also mean a big pile of weed, or cocaine. OOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR it can be a big giant lollypop that you like a lot and you keep licking untill your tounge falls off.

11) the worst beast of all, suffers from bfb disease further known as a best friend beater. she will stop at nothing and enjoys the crys of her surrounding victims. Her motives are biting, hiting, punching, screaming, and shoving. BEWARE! of the maggie

12) The biggest bitch in the world. Totally conceited. Used as an insult.

(note: This is not an exhaustive list of urban dictionary entries for "Maggie." There were some slutty ones that I thought were in poor taste for a wholesome Maggie to post. To see all entries, go here)